Buckle in bitches, this will be a big one (ooo err missis). 1000 other people will be knocking out blogs and posts about this topic as it's hotter than Satan's hairy crack (I'm just assuming it's hairy, maybe it's not. Maybe he waxes) but here is my take on it, …

So last time I told the jolly story of how I was smacked in the face by an old Twat in a Hat. I've no doubt that some who have read the story or heard about it on the village gossip grape vine, were happy to learn I'd been 'taught …

3 years ago on the 30th July 2016, I asked a man with a chocolate labrador (which had previously went for my 3 dogs about 4 times) to get a hold of his dog so that I could safely walk past with my 3 dogs and an almost 1 year …

I don't know what it is about dogs that makes people forget all social boundaries and has them coming at you with their grubby, outstretched hands. To be fair it's not just dogs that induce this madness in people, it's pregnancy bumps and babies too - once when I was …